Subject: RE:
I was attempting to add some funny fodder to my blog but am having issues with the pages loading. We have some sort of server issue. But check back later.
Subject: RE: Okay. You do that from work?
Subject: RE: Sometimes. I type about 1651615 wpm and must multitask or I fall asleep.
Subject: RE: You’re fast. I‘m only about 1 and a half million a minute.
Subject: RE: You see how fast I type my e-quips. Imagine me re-living the funniest moments of my work life over and over. Every day. It’s thoroughly enjoyable and secretive.
Subject: RE:
Good for you.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
The Last Good Hair Day
Subject: RE: Autumn Colors
I’m having a good hair day. Wish someone was here to see it.
M
Subject: RE: Autumn Colors
My last good hair day was around 1983, but I digress.
D
I’m having a good hair day. Wish someone was here to see it.
M
Subject: RE: Autumn Colors
My last good hair day was around 1983, but I digress.
D
Nature's Silent Decay
Premise: M sends her coworker D beautiful foliage photos, taken from her lunchtime drive around town on a nice October day.
Subject: Autumn Colors
From my drive at lunch.
Subject: RE: Autumn Colors
Quite lovely, even though those colors actually symbolize death…
Subject: RE: Autumn Colors
Yeah I know.
I find beauty in dying things. Like, when I’m craving meat and I eat the leftover lasagna in the fridge, even though the hamburger in it’s been decaying silently for days.
Subject: RE: Autumn Colors
You’re a rebel. A risk taker.
Subject: RE: Autumn Colors
Each time, I pray my stomach survives the night. But it sure beats cooking.
Subject: RE: Autumn Colors
Rebel with a cause…
Subject: Autumn Colors
From my drive at lunch.
Subject: RE: Autumn Colors
Quite lovely, even though those colors actually symbolize death…
Subject: RE: Autumn Colors
Yeah I know.
I find beauty in dying things. Like, when I’m craving meat and I eat the leftover lasagna in the fridge, even though the hamburger in it’s been decaying silently for days.
Subject: RE: Autumn Colors
You’re a rebel. A risk taker.
Subject: RE: Autumn Colors
Each time, I pray my stomach survives the night. But it sure beats cooking.
Subject: RE: Autumn Colors
Rebel with a cause…
Friday, October 23, 2009
Run for the Border! Run...Ruunnnnn.....
Willie [3:33 PM]:
so anyway... they ship things pretty quickly too... unless of course they are out of stock.
Mina [3:33 PM]:
u mean like our company
Mina [3:34 PM]:
AHAHAA
Willie[3:34 PM]:
lol
Willie[3:34 PM]:
ummmmmm well if you are going by the new "company" taken over by mexico then no
Mina [3:35 PM]:
the new company will be called "Rapido" and their logo will be like a tortilla with a red cross on it
Willie [3:36 PM]:
LOL nice
Willie [3:36 PM]:
and they give you whatever they feel like at the moment so its always like a surprise you never know what youre going to get
Mina [3:39 PM]:
the contents are thrown into a fajita made of bandaids
Willie [3:45 PM]:
you get it 5 weeks late to so it will be nice and green when you receive it
Mina [3:47 PM]:
it's shipped via "FiestaMail" and when you open it, pieces of confetti in the colors of the Mexican flag fly out
Willie [3:49 PM]:
LOL NICE!
Mina [3:51 PM]:
when you call for help cus you're missing half your order, they put you on hold to the tune of "La Bamba".
Willie [3:52 PM]:
Ha! then when you do get someone you better have you spanish dictionary because they dont speak a lick of english
Vican, Mary [3:57 PM]:
Oh dear lord..
so anyway... they ship things pretty quickly too... unless of course they are out of stock.
Mina [3:33 PM]:
u mean like our company
Mina [3:34 PM]:
AHAHAA
Willie[3:34 PM]:
lol
Willie[3:34 PM]:
ummmmmm well if you are going by the new "company" taken over by mexico then no
Mina [3:35 PM]:
the new company will be called "Rapido" and their logo will be like a tortilla with a red cross on it
Willie [3:36 PM]:
LOL nice
Willie [3:36 PM]:
and they give you whatever they feel like at the moment so its always like a surprise you never know what youre going to get
Mina [3:39 PM]:
the contents are thrown into a fajita made of bandaids
Willie [3:45 PM]:
you get it 5 weeks late to so it will be nice and green when you receive it
Mina [3:47 PM]:
it's shipped via "FiestaMail" and when you open it, pieces of confetti in the colors of the Mexican flag fly out
Willie [3:49 PM]:
LOL NICE!
Mina [3:51 PM]:
when you call for help cus you're missing half your order, they put you on hold to the tune of "La Bamba".
Willie [3:52 PM]:
Ha! then when you do get someone you better have you spanish dictionary because they dont speak a lick of english
Vican, Mary [3:57 PM]:
Oh dear lord..
Feeling Tingley All Over
Subject: Tingley catalog
FYI – I just downloaded the Tingley Rubber footwear & protective clothing catalog and have placed it in our Server in the “N – Competitive Cross-Ref” file.
I also attached above if you wanted in your own files.
Respectfully,
J
Subject: RE: Tingley catalog
Made me feel tingley!
Subject: RE: Tingley catalog
So much better than feeling “Anselly”
Subject: RE: Tingley catalog
Anselly is too close to many other disgusting adverbs. Especially when they sell prophylactic devices.
Subject: RE: Tingley catalog
I FEEL DIRTY AND CHEAPENED BY THIS EMAIL.
Subject: RE: Tingley catalog
Me too.
FYI – I just downloaded the Tingley Rubber footwear & protective clothing catalog and have placed it in our Server in the “N – Competitive Cross-Ref” file.
I also attached above if you wanted in your own files.
Respectfully,
J
Subject: RE: Tingley catalog
Made me feel tingley!
Subject: RE: Tingley catalog
So much better than feeling “Anselly”
Subject: RE: Tingley catalog
Anselly is too close to many other disgusting adverbs. Especially when they sell prophylactic devices.
Subject: RE: Tingley catalog
I FEEL DIRTY AND CHEAPENED BY THIS EMAIL.
Subject: RE: Tingley catalog
Me too.
We LUV our Customers!
Subject: So NOT professional?
"If you would like to write us we would LUV to hear from you! Our address is:
Southwest Airlines,P.O. Box 36647 - 1CRDallas, Texas 75235-1647."
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
LUV – are you freakin’ kiddin’ me?!?! Oh, that wasn’t so professional either, was it?
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
Then they ask to email them with any flight feedback or “Kudos”.. WHAT!
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
Begging for praise reveals a bad self image.
If you have to look for credit, kudos or thank you’s – it’s usually because you know you’re not doing a good job and want someone to coddle you.
Scary… Imagine if the FDA said = please tell us if you like the way we’ve tested this beef and labeled it Grade A – aren’t we great?
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
Imagine if the bottom of our orders asked for feedback.
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA - “Tell us how we’re doing on your First Aid delivery!”
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
How about this:
On scale of 1-5 as described below, please rate our price book usability.
1- Fabulous, the book practically reads itself!
2- Pretty darn good, it’s efficient for daily tasks and has enough info
3- Unh, it’s missing info and is confusing to use
4- I can barely read the font, the phone # listed is 1-800-BAD-BOOK, and the pages are bright fuschia, so it’s in my trash basket.
5- What price book??? Am I even still a distributor, cus the address you have on file for me is from 125 years ago.
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
You forgot – “WHO are you??? HSP, NBH, SBH…. Oh, I only order $7.26 worth of bandaids every 4 years – why would I need a price book that you’re not sending me anyways??”
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
I would end the survey by offering a free packet of our O/H Pro-Tabs “for the cluster headache which has probably been forming in your brain from participating in this survey”.
"If you would like to write us we would LUV to hear from you! Our address is:
Southwest Airlines,P.O. Box 36647 - 1CRDallas, Texas 75235-1647."
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
LUV – are you freakin’ kiddin’ me?!?! Oh, that wasn’t so professional either, was it?
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
Then they ask to email them with any flight feedback or “Kudos”.. WHAT!
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
Begging for praise reveals a bad self image.
If you have to look for credit, kudos or thank you’s – it’s usually because you know you’re not doing a good job and want someone to coddle you.
Scary… Imagine if the FDA said = please tell us if you like the way we’ve tested this beef and labeled it Grade A – aren’t we great?
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
Imagine if the bottom of our orders asked for feedback.
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA - “Tell us how we’re doing on your First Aid delivery!”
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
How about this:
On scale of 1-5 as described below, please rate our price book usability.
1- Fabulous, the book practically reads itself!
2- Pretty darn good, it’s efficient for daily tasks and has enough info
3- Unh, it’s missing info and is confusing to use
4- I can barely read the font, the phone # listed is 1-800-BAD-BOOK, and the pages are bright fuschia, so it’s in my trash basket.
5- What price book??? Am I even still a distributor, cus the address you have on file for me is from 125 years ago.
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
You forgot – “WHO are you??? HSP, NBH, SBH…. Oh, I only order $7.26 worth of bandaids every 4 years – why would I need a price book that you’re not sending me anyways??”
Subject: RE: So NOT professional?
I would end the survey by offering a free packet of our O/H Pro-Tabs “for the cluster headache which has probably been forming in your brain from participating in this survey”.
The People of Walmart
Premise: Mina sends email with horrifying photo shots of rednecks and psychos shopping the aisles at nationwide Walmarts, wearing thongs, showing their cracks, wearing garbage bags for clothing, etc.
Subject: FW: People of Walmart #4
I knew I hated Walmart for a reason.....
Mina
Subject: RE: People of Walmart #4
I check the site at least twice a day. Priceless.
David
Subject: RE: People of Walmart #4
Just think how many of them try on clothes and put them back on the rack, fecal matter and all.
Meliss
Subject: RE: People of Walmart #4
Reason #1 I don’t shop there.
David
Subject: RE: People of Walmart #4
Or at least run your new jammies through the Maytag a few times, to get rid of those skid marks.
Meliss
Subject: RE: People of Walmart #4
Melissa, please move on now.
D
Melissa can't help herself.
Subject: RE: People of Walmart #4
I’ve seen women putting on full makeup in the cosmetics aisle. Lalala, like it’s nothing, just another date, why pay $5 when you can slap on some spackle right then and there. Same women who paint their toenails right through their flip flops and put the fungus-infested brush back in the bottle.
M
Subject: FW: People of Walmart #4
I knew I hated Walmart for a reason.....
Mina
Subject: RE: People of Walmart #4
I check the site at least twice a day. Priceless.
David
Subject: RE: People of Walmart #4
Just think how many of them try on clothes and put them back on the rack, fecal matter and all.
Meliss
Subject: RE: People of Walmart #4
Reason #1 I don’t shop there.
David
Subject: RE: People of Walmart #4
Or at least run your new jammies through the Maytag a few times, to get rid of those skid marks.
Meliss
Subject: RE: People of Walmart #4
Melissa, please move on now.
D
Melissa can't help herself.
Subject: RE: People of Walmart #4
I’ve seen women putting on full makeup in the cosmetics aisle. Lalala, like it’s nothing, just another date, why pay $5 when you can slap on some spackle right then and there. Same women who paint their toenails right through their flip flops and put the fungus-infested brush back in the bottle.
M
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